June 22, 2009


1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
12.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
13.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
14.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
15.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
16.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
17.. Procrastinate Now!
18.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
19.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
20.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
21..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
22.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
23.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
24.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
25.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Life is too short and friends are too few.

June 15, 2009

Are you listening to me, mama?

Ok, here's the deal, Lady, we can be friends as long as you don't eat me.

But, Zax, you look so tasty.

Thank you; but I'd just be a hairball. Why don't we just pretend you ate me and leave it at that?

Hhmm, ok.

Don't step on me, Ladybug.

I won't, I'm just following you.


Cause you are so small and cute.

Aaww, I like you too, Ladybug.

Sissy, if I can handle Gramma's Ladybug, I can handle you with one paw tied behind my back.

OOOOhhh, I'm soooo scared.

Mama, Daddy is ignoring me.

Christmas Wreath I am working on

Purse I made for the CQI purse contest
The front is silk and satin while the rest is brocade. I'm actually keeping this one.